Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Lyonchen Jigmi Y. Thinley

Yesterday I was at the Kuensel to deliver some photos that needed to go into the Tourism Council’s 2010 Annual Magazine: “Bhutan the Land of the Thunder Dragon” which will be going into print this week. The head designer was applying finishing touches to a layout of a document that he was working on. Upon closer scrutiny, it turns out that the document was the Declaration Page of the Compact Signing Ceremony document to be signed between the Head of the government and the Minister of the Ministry committing the Compact.
There again I noticed - the same careless oversight that the whole country without exception seems to be making. Is anyone thinking at all? I am so infuriated with this negligence.
On the bottom right hand of the Declaration Page were written the words:
Lyonchen Jigmi Y. Thinley
Prime Minister
Royal Government of Bhutan
I have brought this to the notice of the Prime Minister’s Press Officer. I have brought this to the notice of the Prime Minister’s Personal Secretary and I have also brought it to the notice of some friends and colleagues as well.
Lyonchen Jigmi Y. Thinley is not the Prime Minister of the Royal Government of Bhutan alone - he is the Prime Minister FOR THE ENTIRE Kingdom of Bhutan. Thus, the correct way to address him is:
Lyonchen Jigmi Y. Thinley
Prime Minister
Kingdom of Bhutan

GRRRRRRRrrrrrrr %@$%# &%@+* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Do You Have A Phallus



Getting calls from perfect strangers on my mobile phone does not surprise me any more - I get so many of them and quite regularly that I have now come to accept them as additional price I have to pay - in addition to the premium I paid BMobile - for wanting a number that is out of the ordinary. In fact one time I got a call from a young girl from Rangshikhar in the East who admitted to dialing my number randomly because she hoped to soothe her nerves that have been frayed with a sense of anxiety over the outcome of her class XII exams. But the call from another stranger girl last Friday had me speechless for a while, literally.

“Hello, is this Mr. Yeshey Dorji the photographer?”
“Yes, this is I”
“Kuzuzangpo la, my name is Karma and I got your number from Mr. Kinley Dhendup of the Tourism Council of Bhutan”
“Lass, how can I help you, Karma?”
“Actually I called to find out if you have a phallus”.
Huh? Do I have a phallus? What kind of a question is that? More importantly, what the hell did she mean by that? I mean, I was born without any known deformity which means that I am a perfectly formed male species with all my manly organs intact and in the right places where they are supposed to be. Then why the question? I was mildly insulted and intrigued at the same time. However, the voice on the other end of the phone was very matter-of-fact and without any trace of sarcasm or mockery. There was not a hint of coyness in her voice. In truth, I am unnerved by the fact that a girl can discuss male organ with a male with such candor and directness. Obviously, time has come for me to shed that idea about the female species being the shy-and-retiring types - I think they have evolved to a higher plane, without my knowing about it.
“Well, I do have a phallus somewhere. Why do you ask?”
Her next question left me feeling even more incredulous.
“Will you allow me the use of it, please?”
Oh God, what have I gotten myself into? I mean it isn’t abnormal that a girl might desire a phallus once in a while - it is perfectly within the natural order of things. But how feasible is it that a girl might want the use of a phallus? It is a horrendous thought but is it possible that she might want to use it to badger someone or something like that? Other than that, and a very specific purpose for which it was designed, what else can the poor phallus be useful for?
“You see my cousin runs a store in Paro that cater to the tourists and she tells me that this year the phallus is in great demand among the tourists. She wants to cash in on that”.
Ah … now I see it. She hopes to be able to send my phallus frolicking among the tourists in Paro so that her cousin can make some extra buck. Do I want to be so chivalrous? Before I can answer that to myself, she continues:
“I am told that you have a very good high resolution image of a wooden phallus. Will you please allow me to print one thousand copies of Post Cards out of the image? It will be a one time use and I will be happy to give you credit for the image”.
Touché! She will be generous to give me credit for my own image and she does not make any mention about payment for the image - meaning she thinks I am the Salvation Army.
I am speechless.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Arlo Raim is Silent Key


Ornithologist Arlo Raim from the US was also a radio amateur with a home CallSign: KB9LLF - went silent key on 20th August, 2010.

He was perhaps the best bird tracker in the world. You can read about it at:


In the amateur or ham radio jargon, a deceased ham radio operator is referred to as "Silent Key" - meaning that his telegraph or wireless key has gone quite. The wireless key is a device use to send out Morse codes - a series of dots and dashes over the airwaves.

Thursday, August 26, 2010


Woodgrain Over Pretty Face
The photograph above of a little girl I shot at the Sunday Market in Paro was one of the images that I displayed at a recent photographic class that I was forced to conduct to a group of budding Bhutanese photographers.
The image was chosen to show that, at times, a photographer must allow himself or herself to be drawn away from the main subject and focus on that which surrounds it. In this photograph, you will notice that I have put more emphasize on the wooden post that she was leaning on. What caught my attention was the little specks of paint - remnants of a thicker coat that had peeled off over time - revealing the fine details of the wood’s grain structure. While ensuring that the girl was sharply in focus so that she did not suffer importance as an important element in the image, I focused more on the wooden post thereby enhancing the impact of the image.
I could have shot this photo from a different angle - and by selecting a different aperture, I could have completely altered the look and the feel of this image but I do not think that the impact would have been the same.

The photo above of an old tin can nailed to a pine tree can be seen on the road leading to Kuenselphodrang. Obviously, it has been put there to prevent littering. I love the message scribbled on the tin can: “Don’t Blow it - Good Planets are hard to find”.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

The Venetian Macau-Resort Hotel, Macau

On my return trip from covering the Shanghai Tennis Masters Cup, 2008, I stopped over at Macau so that I could spend a night at the extravagantly famous Venetian Macau-Resort Hotel, Macau. It is the most beautiful hotel I have ever been to. In terms of service, facilities and amenities available, the Venetian Macau-Resort Hotel, Macau is probably unmatched in the whole of Asia. 

The hotel complex is so huge that it is large enough to accommodate ninety Boeing 747 jumbo jets. Opened towards the end of August, 2008, it boasts of 3,000 all suite guest rooms. It houses the largest casino in the world with 3,000 slot machines and 750 table games.

It has a theater that can sit 1,800 people. Within the walls of this gigantic hotel, a small portion of the City of Venice has been replicated - it houses three indoor canals with Gondolas - complete with serenading gondoliers.

The Interior Of The Venetian Macau-Resort Hotel, Macau

The rich and ornate interior of the hotel. You have to see to believe the painting and carving that has gone into the interior of the hotel.

One Of The Three Canals Inside the Hotel

Within the walls of this gigantic hotel, a small portion of the City of Venice has been replicated - it houses three indoor canals with Gondolas - complete with serenading gondoliers.

The Hotel's Drive-Way

Hong Kong By Night

This night photo of Hong Kong was taken from The Victoria Peak on my way back from Shanghai, China.


Chinese Buddha

In contrast to our own Buddha, this is how a Chinese Buddha looks like. I shot this photo of the bronze Tian Tan Buddha in Ngong Ping, Lantau Island, Hongkong. It is 112 feet tall and weights 250 metric tons. Its construction was completed in 1993.

As you can see, this Buddha also wears a look of serenity but somehow it is not as blissful as ours.

Buddha Image at Kuensel Phodrang

The Buddha image at Kuensel Phodrang is nearing completion. It is an imposing image and I love the look of serenity on the face of the Buddha. There are Buddha images else where in the world but none as serene looking as ours.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Buddha Statue at Kuensel Phodrang
The exterior of the Buddha statue at Kuensel Phodrang is in its final stages of completion. It looks impressive. However, a close scrutiny of the Buddha’s left face (in the first image from the top) shows some flaw in the workmanship. A horizontal dent is visible on the left face as well as on the ear. Is this an imperfection in the welding or casting of the parts or, even more serious, some structural problem? Will it be corrected in due course?

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Bhutanese Way

The signboard planted at the place reads “PLEASE DO NOT DUMP GARBAGES”. But you can see that the place is strewn with all sorts of garbage. The signboard also warns “Defaulters will be penalized”. Who is impressed? Obviously, no one has yet been penalized or there wouldn’t be so much garbage thrown around.


That is the classic Bhutanese way. There are rules but no one follows them. Even worst, there is no one to enforce them.

After I took the photograph this morning, I went to the Memorial Chorten. There I see a spanking new model Land Cruiser - a green colored one with a government number plate - fully laden with monks. Obviously, the vehicle is being used to cart monks to and from the Chorten. Time was about 7.30AM.

The last I heard, there was a rule against using government vehicle for none-official purposes? I did not hear of the rule being rescinded.

That again is another classic Bhutanese way - mindful of spending Nu.100.00 of his private money to ferry monks back and forth from the Chorten - but shameless about sullying his reputation in the public place.

Literacy rate in Bhutan has gone up dramatically and yet, we have very few educated people in this country. The mindset of the Bhutanese people is that it is the duty of every one else to do the right thing - but you are exempt from that requirement. The decay in our morality is not superficial - it is structural. We need to seriously ponder where this behavior and attitude is going to lead us to, finally.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Cover For A PowerPoint Presentation

This is the design of a cover of a PowerPoint presentation I prepared for a client who was interested in buying photographs of Bhutanese faces. The face that is featured on the cover is that of Ngangsel Wangda, my niece who was at that time about 20 years old.


If I had a choice, I would not have depicted a young face on that cover because I believe that such faces are not representative of the traditional Bhutan which is what appeals to the outside world. However, I am in no position to impose my will on my clients who, on the contrary, argue that in the new millennium, faces with painted lips and plucked eyes brows and heads full of psychedelic hair has taken over from my doma stained and goiter ridden faces of the old.

The allure of the clients' money was simply irresistible! So, I acted subservient and gave them the show they wanted to see. As for the validity of my truth over theirs, that discussion can happen at a time and place when money does not come into the equation. It is a risky business to discuss intellectual matters when money is at stake!

Monk Preparing For Exam

A monk at the Tango Sherda preparing for his final examinations which was due in hew hours on that day.


Notice the lump on his forehead. I do not know how far this is true, but the monk told me that it was brought on by the extreme concentration that he was going through at that time. Is such a thing possible? I did notice that he did not have the lump later in the day when his exams were over.

Sunrise At The Tango Shedra

On an assignment for the Tourism Council of Bhutan to photograph the monks, I spent few nights at the Tango Shreda, north of Thimphu. The monks get up as early as 4AM in the morning to prepare for their morning prayers.

Here a group of monks are catching a bit of the morning sun before they enter the prayer hall.

The Face Of A Novice Monk

I was thoroughly impressed by the ease with which this little monk posed for me. Most people start to fidget when they see a camera trained on them. There is a certain confidence in the way he looked straight at the camera.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

K B Wakhley The Plodding Minstrel

Here comes again - the unputdownable and mercurial Mr. K B Wakhley - the habitual plodder - a bubbly minstrel with nothing to do and nowhere in particular to go to, but with plenty of time and loads and loads of views to express. But before I get to his views, there is something sinister - almost uncanny about him bumping into me every time I happen to be by Karma’s Coffee.


Since 15th of June, day before yesterday was the second time I passed by Karma’s Coffee - and there again was good old K B Wakhley - slapping me on the back from behind and declaring that having looked at my backside, he was in no doubt that I was me! My signature backside besides, it is almost eerie that the man unfailingly happens to be at Karma’s Coffee precisely on the same day and at the same time that I am there!

Is the man tracking me? I don’t think so but certainly, he tells me that he has been tracking this blog of mine. He goes on to tell me that it so inspired him that he has started a blog of his own. He invited me to visit it: www.kbwakhley.blogspot.com.

I haven’t had the time to go through his entire blog which currently consists of 7 posts on various subjects. But I have read his last post titled “Possible Impact of Higher Electricity Tariff”. It makes for compelling reading. And, I dare say that he makes bloody good sense!

He discusses the issue of affordability. He hints that the regulation (he is not very clear which regulation) stipulates that the tariff increase is permissible only if it is affordable. He argues that even without the proposed increase in the tariff, Bhutanese consumers find it NOT affordable. In support, he offers the argument that; “If it was affordable, why are we using kerosene, firewood or LPG as other forms of energy? All of us should be using electricity to cook if it was affordable”. No dispute there!

The other point he makes is; “We talk of rupee crunch and we spend so much to buy kerosene and LPG. With the increase in tariff, there is every chance that more than 70 percent of our population will resort to wood, kerosene and LPG for cooking and heating. Even with the recent cost hike of the petroleum products, it would still be more economical to use kerosene and LPG, instead of electricity”.

Can any one argue the validity of what the man is saying? I think the government needs to rethink their proposal to increase electricity tariff. May be the government should even consider a downward revision of the existing tariff so that it becomes affordable for the household consumers on the one hand and, on the other hand, reduce Rupee deficit by reducing import of kerosene and LPG.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Plastic Wrappings And Burried Beer Bottles

In Thimphu, Saturday is what we call the “saabji market” day. That is when a large portion of Thimphu’s population go to the Sunday market to buy their weekly grocery essentials. Now I think this is getting a little confusing. I mean buying saabji on a Saturday at a place called Sunday Market is not really straight forward. When did it all get so complicated? Saabji, by the way, means vegetable in Hindi.

Less than two decades ago, every one shopped for grocery on a Sunday and the place where all the vendors gathered to sell their vegetables came to be known as the Sunday Market. Thus, even though people now start to shop for their grocery as early as late Thursday afternoon (there I go again - what is so early about late Thursday afternoon?) and the Sunday Market is no longer the open air space that it used to be, the market place is still popularly known as the Sunday Market. Ironically, for the present day nose-in-the-air Thimphups, it is infra dignitatem to be caught shopping for grocery on a Sunday - the reason being that only the lowly bargain hunters shop for grocery on that day.

When a friend told me that she was at the Sunday market doing her weekly grocery shopping, I requested her to call me if those delicious cherry tomatoes were on sale. I like to slice them into half and dry them belly up in my dehydrator. A dash of these bone dry cherry tomatoes does wonder to enhance the taste of emma datsi during my treks.

After 20 minutes of waiting for her to call me back, I gave up and decided that if she ever did call back to give me the information, I would file it for use next year but for this year, I needed to go to the saabji market and find out for myself.

There were no cherry tomatoes on sale. May be it is too early in the season or may be the late Thursday afternoon shoppers bought them all. Well, no worry - I have no crying need for them just as yet. I know that they will become available in the next few weeks.

While strolling through the stands, I noticed that some one was selling bio-degradable shopping bags made of hessian cloth. They were well made and reasonably priced at Nu.35.00 a piece. But no one was buying them. That is a shame! Such an environmentally friendly, useful and chic product and no one was interested.

I checked my purse - I had exactly Nu.1,500.00 to my name - give or take few extra Ngultrums in small change. I handed the money to the vendor and told him that I am sponsoring Nu.1,500.00 worth of his bags and that he should distribute them free to everyone that passed his stall carrying plastic bags with the message that next time they come to the saabji market, they should use these bags and not the plastic bags.

While standing close by and overseeing the free distribution of the bags, one prospective recipient struck up a conversation with me:

The man; “Why are you giving these free?”

Me; “Because they are good for the environment and I want to try and help safeguard it"

The man; “How so”?

Me; “Because they don’t clog up the earth like the plastic bags do. If you continue to use the plastic bags, there will come a time when the earth can no longer support the growth of vegetables because she is infested with plastic shopping bags”.

The man; “But why are you spending your money to buy them and give them free?”

Me; “Because you are not spending yours”

In these times, giving free has become suspect. I think that is what they mean by “looking the gift horse in the mouth”.

Talking of the environment and preventing damage to it, I think we are not doing a great job in that area. Recently I was in the mountains of Dhur in Bumthang photographing people collecting Cordyceps. Huge environmental damage is being caused there. Mountain tops at altitude ranging from 15,000 – 17,000 ft. are now getting littered with Koka wrappings. Dwarf rhododendrons and a shrub bush known as “Paam” are being systematically cut down by the hundreds of Cordyceps collectors who use them for fuel wood. The scares grasses that are meant for the yaks are now being nibbled at by dozens of pack ponies thereby causing conflict between the pony drivers and the yak herders to whom the pastures belong.

During my trek in the upper Kheng areas early this year, something even more disturbing came to light. On my first day’s trek from Kheng Buli to Nimshong I came upon a small clearing in the middle of nowhere called Churmaloong where two brand new bamboo huts were being built. I was intrigued – why would any one want to build bagos in the middle of wilderness? There was already a ramshackle of a hut nearby - stocked with cases and cases of Druk 11,000 and Hit beer along with an assortment of goods for sale. In front of the hut was a plastic table that was getting misshapen from extended exposure to the elements and 4 plastic chairs neatly arranged - two on each side. Since it was already evening, I decided to set up camp for the night.

I asked the man who was building one of the bagos why he was building a house in the middle of wilderness. He told me that upon completion, the shop that was currently housed in the ramshackle would be run out of this bago. Alright, but what entrepreneurial genius causes a man to set up shop in the middle of a jungle instead of at Nimshong village which was just about 45 minutes away from where he is setting up shop? It was explained to me that this small clearing stood at the junction of two roads one of which lead to a number of villages on the other side of Mangdechu. So, what he meant was that he had a steady trickle of customers wanting to buy and drink his beer.

In the evening, I ordered some beer from the ramshackle shop - for my camera assistants and the pony men to drink. It won’t do to walk away without contributing to local commerce.

Behind the ramshackle, I saw a huge mound of empty beer bottles neatly piled up together. Curious, I asked the man; “How much do you get for those empty bottles when you deliver them to the scrap dealer in Buli?”. He said he got nothing for them. Surprised, I asked; “Why not? Everywhere else the empty bottles fetch a small token amount”. He said he does not sell the bottles. I asked why he didn’t sell them since his ponies would be without load on his way to Buli to replenish his stock.

Clearly the man was looking a little agitated at my pointed questions. I insisted on knowing the reason why he didn’t take the empty bottles to Buli to earn some extra money. After a while he accepted that he didn’t dare take the empty bottles to Buli because of fear of being fined and penalized for selling beer without a bar license. Selling beer or any alcohol in this country without a bar license is illegal.

I asked him; “Then what do you do with all the glass bottles that get piled up over a period of time?”

He replied; “I dig a trench in the ground and bury them in the forest”.

I was dumb founded! If this is true of a desolate place called Churmaloong, it must be true of lot of other places in rural Bhutan. Is it possible that this terrible practice is being replicated elsewhere in the country? Is it possible that hundreds of thousands of beer bottles are being quietly buried in our supposedly pristine forests all around the country? Can you imagine the extent of catastrophe that will be caused years from now? I shudder to think.

Littering the alpine regions with plastic wrappings and burying of beer bottles in trenches in the forests is simply appalling. The actors in this chain need to be made responsible. The manufacturers and distributors and resellers of beer and other alcoholic drinks need to be made accountable for every bottle they distribute in the market place. It can be done.
The Park Officials need to devise ways and means whereby the Cordyceps collectors are compelled to bring back all the plastic wrappings they generate during their hunt for the Cordyceps in the high altitude mountains. Should there be incidences of littering, they should be made accountable to clean up the area. This requires a little bit of extra effort from the Park officials - but it is enforceable and it can be controlled.

Chic Bio-degradable Shopping Bags

Some one is trying to market these tastefully designed and durable bio-degradable shopping bags to replace the plastic ones. But no one seems to be interested. May be, small sponsorships by responsible individuals to enable free distribution of these bags is the answer.

Burying Bottles Into The Ground To Escape Fines

Churmaloong - a small clearing in the wilderness of Upper Kheng. Empty beer bottles are buried in trenches dug into the ground in the forests. If this practice is replicated elsewhere in the country, there may be hundreds of thousand of beer bottles buried in the ground - causing irreparable damage to the environment.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Yartsa Guen Buep

How many of you know of an oddity called the Yartsa Guen Buep? I give you a hint: it is found at altitudes over 14,000 ft. above sea level; some think it is a caterpillar, while others think it is a mushroom. In truth, it is a bizarre cross between the two. Some consider it an elixir for longevity; while others swear that it can cure venereal warts and restore sexual potency. Whatever the truth, one thing is for sure - this crinkly yellowish amalgam has got to be the most expensive ingredient in the Traditional Chinese Medicine. It can cost upwards of Nu.400,000.00 per kilo in the international retail market.
 

The Western world knows them as Cordyceps synensis. It is a unique combination of a caterpillar larva of the Himalayan Bat Moth and ascomycetes fungi. Half of it - the caterpillar part - is embedded into the ground while the fungi sprouts out of it and is exposed above ground.As the fungi mature, the caterpillars underground become a mummified host to the grass/mushroom that sprout out of it. In essence, a fully grown fungi and a completely dead caterpillar is what comes to be known as the famous Yartsa Guen Buep. This means that, there is no such thing as a live Cordyceps.

On rare occasions one does see live Yartsa Guen Buep. They are basically caterpillars that have not been infected by the fungi. Perhaps they may qualify as half a Cordyceps since they do not have the grass or mushroom growing out of their heads. They wiggle and squirm like any live worm or caterpillar, unlike the Cordyceps which is completely lifeless.

The annual collection of Yartsa Guen Buep is emerging as a serious threat to the natural environment of our alpine regions. In addition to threatening the life style and livelihood of the traditional yak herders, it is causing a rift in the traditional bonds and relationships that existed between the highlanders and the people in the warmer southern regions. Age old customs and traditions and working relationships are being overridden and severed - yielding way to strange new attitudes and conduct. In their quest for a handful of the bizarre worm, human life and health is being put into jeopardy.

This is how a Cordyceps is seen to the bare eyes. The Cordyceps collectors must have keen and sharp eyes to notice them. The hunters of these worms spend months crouching on their four - in extreme weather conditions - looking for these camouflaged caterpillars sprouting mushrooms that look like grass.

This is how the worms are seen on the ground:


This is how the Cordyceps looks when plucked from the ground:

 

This is how a rarey seen "live" Cordyceps looks like:


This is how the worms look like when then are dired and ready for supply:

Friday, June 25, 2010

Nimalung Tsechu

All the following images were shot at the beautiful Nimalung Lhakhang in Bumthang, Central Bhutan. By mistake, I ended up at the Tsechu on the day of the Cham-ju (19th June, 2010) which was as well since I got to photograph the dancers without their masks.
Having had this first time experience (photographing the Cham without the masks), I realize that it does not work for me. Instead of focusing on the movement of the dancers and the dance itself, I end up trying to capture the various facial expressions of the dancers. In the process I miss out on some great shots.








Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Hitting The High Note

When can a man claim to have truly achieved greatness? When he is featured as a comic character!
In the following comic strip from a comic book produced and published by ICom America, yours truly is giving history lessons to couple of kids. ICom America is a world leader in the manufacture of radio and communications equipment. I am a certified ham radio operator with the unique national CallSign: A51AA (pronounced: Alpha Five One Alpha Alpha).


ICom makes world’s best radio transceivers and obviously they feature the best characters in their comic booksJ. Jokes aside, I hosted an amateur radio expedition comprising of nine American operators. One among them was the General Manager of ICom America who presented me a high end ICom transceiver. That was 10 years back.

Good old K B Wakhley has it all worked out for himself. He told me over a cup of coffee and tuna sandwich yesterday at Karma’s Coffee that he is gearing up towards keeping himself employed after his retirement. Now there is a funny one - to be employed after being retired? Weird idea, but come to think of it, the man has understood how difficult it is to do just NOTHING! When a man has worked all his life, how do you go about doing nothing? That has got to be a real tough job. I am already beginning to feel dreadful about the prospect of doing nothing. May be I need some little indoctrination from Mr. K B Wakhley J. Or, may be, I will just do my epochal trilogy on how I started the country’s first Ham Radio Centre, how I nearly broke my back trying to keep my fellow amateurs around the world happy by giving them a “contact” - known in the HAM jargon as a "QSO" - at all odd hours and, why, I finally gave up Ham radio altogether.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Journey Into The Mountains Of Dhur

Recently I was in the mountains of Dhur, Bumthang in Central Bhutan on an assignment to photograph people collecting Cordyceps. The place is extremely cold and rugged and I was camped at an altitude of 16,200 ft. where the collection of the Cordyceps take place.

The place is stunning and the mountains are simply breathtaking. We were snowed in for 3 days upon arrival but the view thereafter was simply out of this world.

I am posting some photos so that you can see for yourselves how beautiful the place is.