She
was aghast at the simplicity of my answer. She couldn’t accept that the reason
could be explained away in just two lines - in all of 5 seconds, in such simple
and uncomplicated terms. She expected me to come up with an elaborate economic
theory, a complex and intricate explanation on what went wrong where and when.
She was sure I would give her a mind boggling, blow-by-blow account of how
things went wrong - a detailed, step-by-step remedial measures that needs to be
put in place, to get out of our present woes.
We
have complicated our lives so much that simple things are no longer credible.
That is why, perhaps, we feel a sense of sophistication when we prefer
cocktails that contain dashes of salt and pepper, instead of drinking whiskey
in the raw. Thus, I suppose, it is understandable that my newsperson friend
looked at me incredulously and did not believe a word of the simple and
straightforward explanation I gave her. In her mind she had already decided
that I would offer her something titillating, something dramatic, something
debilitating and scandalous, in order that she can faithfully perpetuate the
confusion that she and her brood had been dishing out.
Each
of our media houses are so preoccupied in outdoing each other in putting out
preposterous and outlandish reasons why we are in our current predicament, all
of a sudden and without warning, that they have completely failed to report on
the positive effects this supposed Rupee crunch is having on the country. As a
result, we have today a nation full of nervous and gawk-eyed people who have
been mislead into believing that our problems began a little over two months
back when the RMA Governor started regulating the use of Indian Rupees. No one seems
to understand that our problems began with our crush for the Indian Rupee that started
with our modernization sometime in the early 1960’s.
Another
hazardous belief that is gaining popular credence among the media and the
people alike is that all able and competent people must join politics. They do not
seem to care that the mass exodus of experienced civil servants could cause
even more dangerous leadership vacuum in the bureaucracy. A strong, dedicated
and functioning civil service is even more critical for the efficient
implementation of the government’s plans and programs.
Even
as the next elections are drawing near and even as a number of aspiring
political parties are dangerously coming close to being formed (if media is
to be believed), I am getting more and more worried. The successful formation of
even one additional party means that we have to go through a primary round of
elections. For a miniscule country with a population size of less than 700,000
people, a primary round is too wasteful and unnecessary. Even for the current
two parties, there aren’t enough credible candidates to go around - let alone
leadership of any substance. Bhutan is in no condition to afford a wasteful
primary round. Therefore, let us hope that a third party does not get formed
and, even if it does, let us do away with the primary round and go straight for
the real deal.
The
combined stress of a Rupee crunch as well as an Ngultrum crunch could turn out
to be the proverbial last straw that broke the camel’s back!
But
I tell you! We are living in exciting times. My temples are pulsating with the reverberation
caused by the rush of warm blood that is pounding them. I am so thoroughly excited
by the intrigue surrounding the mystery of the Rupee crunch and the provable
solution that may come from some totally unexpected quarter. The intellectual
hounds among you should analysis the situation, seriously.